Caninist quotes on Dogs, Gods and Inhumanities

Do dogs go to Heaven? Quite the debate between two churches. This is a 'church signs' debate being played out between the Catholic and Presbyterian churches that face each other across a street. From top to bottom you will see the responses and counter-responses over time.

“If Dogs are not there, it is not heaven.”
~ ELIZABETH MARSHALL THOMAS
American anthropologist and author
(b. 1931)

abes en mi vida no he tolerado tres cosas' a los feos como tu!!! los gordos y los comunistasd!!! GO TO H.........!!!! ... t mandare los emails d DIOS q tanto t gustan para salvar esa alma envenenada por el odio y la falta d conocimiento q solo tu piensas q 's inteligencia!!!!!"

"You know, in my life I have never tolerated three things' the ugly like you, the fat and Communists!!! GO TO H.........!!!! ...I will send you the GOD emails you like so much to save that soul poisoned by hate and lack of knowledge that only you think is intelligence!!!!!"

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"Q paso contigo, cuando DIOS repartio la belleza tu madre estaba d vacaciones ??????? Pobrecita quizas murio d parto por el susto d verte!!!"

"What happened with you, was your mother on vacation when GOD handed out beauty ??????? Poor little dear, maybe she died of fright in childbirth at seeing you."

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"Sabes en mi vida no he tolerado tres cosas a los feos como tu!!! los gordos y los comunistasd!!! GO TO H.........!!!!"

"You know, in my life I haven't tolerated three things... Ugly people like you!!! fat people and communistsd!!! GO TO H.........!!!!"

~ AIDITA ANASAGASTI
Puerto Rican dilettante; Ocupation, n/a
Master in languages, Ph. D. in French, Sorbone, Paris;
law student, Puerto Rico
(b. 1959)

“Our great god is not surprised by this, or anything. That he allows evil and free will to have their way in tragedies like this is a mystery in many ways.”

~ NATE ADAMS
Executive Director of the Illinois Baptist State Association

“I am the Christ eternal. The Gospel is full of mistakes. I will write the perfect gospel.”

~ MEHMET ALI AGCA
Would-be assassin of Pope John Paul II

"Sometimes, we get a dream that shows us a certain person is suffering from witchcraft. Sometimes, you have a child who has inexplicable body marks because of struggling in the night. They are easy to identify, but why charge when you have been given a gift by God?"

~ ALBERT AINA
Senior pastor at Four Square Gospel Church, Lagos, Nigeria
(b. n/a)

“I excelled in my studies in high school in order to take advantage of an opportunity for a scholarship to America and now, after mastering the English language, learning how to build explosives, and continuous planning to target the infidel Americans, it is time for Jihad.”

~ KHALID ALI-M ALDAWSARI
Saudi student chsrged with planning attacks in the U.S.

"That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of god more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell."

~ THOMAS AQUINAS
Italian Roman Catholic Church priest in the Dominican Order;
philosopher and theologian in the tradition of scholasticism
(ca. 1225 - 1274)

"The good Christian should beware of mathematicians... The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell."

~ AUGUSTINE OF HIPPO
Bishop of Hippo Regius, born in present day Algeria
P hilosopher and theologian
(354 – 430)

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The scientific evidence of how same-sex attraction most likely may be created provides a credible basis for a spiritual explanation that indicts the devil.”

~ DANIEL ÁVILA
Lawyer and policy adviser at the Catholic bishops’ conference in Washington, where he works in the office that opposes the spread of same-sex marriage

“What am I accused of? Of calling for the truth? Of calling for jihad for the sake of Allah? Of calling to defend the causes of the Islamic nation?”

~ ANWAR AL-AWLAKI
American Muslim lecturer, spiritual leader , and former imam
(b. 1971)

"The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished."

~ SHEIK ABDEL-AZIZ IBN BAAZ
Supreme Religious Authority, Saudi Arabia, 1993-1999

“We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn’t do it but God did.”

~ REP. RICHARD BAKER
of Baton Rouge on Huricane Katrina

“When will my words drink my blood? My words will die if I do not save them with my blood.

“My articles will be against me if I don’t prove to them that I am not a hypocrite . One has to die to make the other live. I wish I could be the one to die.”

~ HUMAN KHALIL ABU MULAL AL-BALAWI
Jordanian physician, Khost Bomber
(b. c.1973)

“While you may view [the veterans of the Abraham Lincoln Brigade] as heroes, many of the older and more mature faculty members remember [the Spanish Civil War] as a conflict between Fascism and Communism with Fascism clearly the more desireable choice in the 1930’s.”

~ FRANCIS X. BAMBURY
Social Studies Department chairman and athletic director
at Saint Francis Xavier High School in New York City
(1938 - 1990)

Image: Birth of Ignorance by Robert Coane
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"My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed! You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that."

~ ANDRÉ BAUER
Lieutenant Governor, South Carolina
(b. 1969)

“I beg you, look for the words ‘social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.

“Am I advising people to leave their church? Yes! If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop, 'Excuse me are you down with this whole social justice thing?' If it's my church, I'm alerting the church authorities: 'Excuse me, what's this social justice thing?' And if they say, 'yeah, we're all in that social justice thing'--I'm in the wrong place."

~ GLENN BECK
American radio and television host, author, right wing political commentator and entrepreneur
(b. 1964)

“He did it because he was a believer. I am proud of him. He accomplished a major operation in such a war. May God accept his final prayer if he had become a martyr.”

~ DEFNE BYRAK
Turhish journalist wife of Khost Bomber
(b. n/a)

“You can’t resolve [the AIDS epidemic in Africa] with the distribution of condoms. On the contrary, it increases the problem.”

~ BENEDICT XVI
Pope
(b. 1927)

Dr. Borukhova, who has a penchant for recording herself, had testified that she went to Spy Shops in Manhattan the night before the killing to buy a $700 video camera that can be concealed inside a coat button.

It was a Saturday. So, she said, she asked the shopkeeper to stay late so that she could come after the Sabbath ended at sundown.

“You take the rules of the Sabbath seriously?” the prosecutor, Brad Leventhal, asked.

“Unless it’s an emergency.”

Waving a page of phone records that showed she called the shop on Saturday afternoon, Mr. Leventhal shouted, “Was calling the spy shop at 2:33 in the afternoon an emergency?”

“Yes, sir,” Dr. Borukhova said.

“It dealt with your health?” he asked. “Your family’s health?”

“No,” she replied.

“So maybe you’re not as religious as you claim to be,” he snapped.

Mr. Scaring (Borukhova's defense attorney) suggested a deal: If summations could wait until Monday to give all sides equal time to prepare, the defendants could promise that if the jury reached a verdict on Friday or Saturday, they would to break the Sabbath to hear it.

“She did say that she called the spy shop at 2 in the afternoon and that was an emergency,” Justice Hanophy said. “I don’t know if this isn’t an emergency also.”

Dr. Borukhova said, “I would sooner die.”

Suddenly, Mr. Mallayev, who had sat stolidly throughout the trial, stirred. He spoke to his co-defendant in public for the first time. He pleaded with her in Russian to agree. She refused.

Yet minutes later, she agreed to a different violation: The next day, she would stay as late as necessary into Friday night.

The prosecutors would sum up that day, too. Both sides would have to cram overnight.

Spectators were baffled: Why did she agree to a plan that gave her attorney less time but still violated the Sabbath?

Mr. Scaring worked a late night. But in the end, the Sabbath remained holy.

Friday morning, Justice Hanophy declared the deal off: Working on the defendants’ sacred day, he worried, could be grounds for an appeal. The prosecutors could wait until Monday after all.

Mr. Scaring objected, to no avail. He gave his summation, occasionally losing his place.

But Dr. Borukhova seemed pleased. As she headed back to Rikers, well before sunset, she smiled at Mr. Scaring, and at her sister Sofia Borukhova.

“Shabbat shalom,” Sofia said, wishing her a peaceful Sabbath.

~ MAZOLTUV BORUKHOVA
Convicted of hiring Mikhail Mallayev to murder her estranged dentist husband, Daniel Malakov
Sentenced to life without parole
(b. c1974)

Trial record: Testimony on religion

“I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children”

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“If gays are granted rights, next we’ll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.”

~ ANITA BRYANT

"Our culture is superior. Our culture is superior because our religion is Christianity and that is the truth that makes men free."

~ PAT BUCHANAN
Presidential Candidate

“But why should we hear about body bags and deaths and howmany, what day it’s gonna happen and how many this or what do you suppose? Or, I mean,it’s, it’s not relevant. So, why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?

~ BARBARA BUSH

"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots.  This is one nation under God."

~ PRESIDENT GEORGE H. W. BUSH

s democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

~H. L. Mencken

"I talk to a Higher Father...."

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"I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen... I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it."

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"I trust god speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job."

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"I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq ... ' And I did."

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“God is good. God is great. God is good. My god is good. Bin Laden's god is bad. His is a bad god. Saddam's god was bad, except he didn't have one. He was a barbarian. We are not barbarians. We don't chop people's heads off. We believe in freedom. So does God. I am not a barbarian. I am the democratically elected leader of a freedom-loving democracy. We are a compassionate society. We give compassionate electrocution and compassionate lethal injection. We are a great nation. I am not a dictator. He is. I am not a barbarian. He is. And he is. They all are. I possess moral authority. You see this fist? This is my moral authority. And don't you forget it.”

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"God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."

~ GEORGE W. BUSH

"I think that actually AIDS is a guardian. That is I think it was sent, if you would, about forty years ago, to destroy Western civilization unless we change our sexual ways. So it's really a Godsend."

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"Unless we get medically lucky, in three or four years, one of the options discussed will be the extermination of homosexuals."

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"Homosexuality is a crime against humanity."

~ PAUL CAMERON
Research Psychologist

~ DICK CHENEY
Vice President of the U.S.A., 2001 - 2009,
guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity
(b. 1941)

Mike Peters cartoonist - Dayton Daily News, King Features Syndicate

“God knows where the money is, and he knows how to get the money to you,”

~ GLORIA COPELAND
American televangelist and author;co-founder of Kenneth Copeland Ministries
(b. n/a)

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“Fear will make you stingy.”

~ KENNETH COPELAND
American televangelist, Word of Faith proponent, and founder of the Christian organization Kenneth Copeland Ministries
(b. 1936)

"When we get through with the Jews in America, they’ll think the treatment they received in Germany was nothing."

~ REV. FATHER CHARLES EDWARD
COUGHLIN

"God gave us the earth.  We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.  God said, 'Earth is yours.  Take it.  Rape it.  It's yours.'"

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"Jews need to be perfected by becoming Christians."

~ ANN COULTER

"He [god] is using me, all the time, everywhere, to stand up for a biblical worldview in everything that I do and everywhere I am.  He is training me."

~ REP. TOM DeLAY

"I think it's the devil. I feel there's some actual power there. There's something that lives inside, and if it's turned on, I cannot breathe, I cannot move, I cannot do anything."

~ CAMERON DÍAZ
American actress and former model
(b. 1972)

"I don't think whoever shot Tiller shot anybody. I think Tiller was stopped from killing the babies that would have died today. I think whoever shot him just stopped a cold blooded serial murderer in their tracks."

~ REGINA DINWIDDIE
Kansas City anti-abortion activitist;
producer of Rescue Radio, Missouri and Kansas
(b. c.1955)

"Those who control the access to the minds of children will set the agenda for the future of the nation and the future of the western world."

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"State Universities are breeding grounds, quite literally, for sexually transmitted diseases, homosexual behavior, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, alcoholism, and drug abuse."

~ JAMES DOBSON
Focus on the Family

"There's an in-built code of right and wrong that's embedded in the human DNA,"

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"Hard-wired into us is a dictionary, and the dictionary defines marriage as between one man, one woman for life, please God, leading to the procreation of human life. And if we begin to tamper with the very definition of marriage, then we're going to be in big trouble. We're not anti-gay, we're pro the most basic definition of marriage."

~ TIMOTHY DOLAN
Archbishop of New York
(b. 1950)

"Not so much against Mr. Obama, but Father Jenkins [John I. Jenkins, President of Notre Dame University] for inviting him. Here is a Catholic priest, bestowing an honor on someone who supports selective infanticide.”

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"I hate them [Catholics who support abortion rights]."

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"Well, no. I'm saying if a Catholic votes for Kerry because they support him on abortion rights that is to cooperate in evil."

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"After all, 15-year-olds, they go to abortionists. They get their babies killed without parental consent. The new Puritans [those criticizing The Passion of the Christ] don't seem to worry about that. They like gay sex. They like [the film] The Dreamers, a brother and sister who bathe together and stuff like that. The same people in The New York Times who say this movie, I don't think it's not really right for kids, they have no problems when it comes to sodomy. It's smoking they don't like and Catholicism."

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“People say: ‘But Bill, I’m doing great. My kids are not discriminated against. What is the big deal?’ “My answer is, if an offense is committed against the communal institution of Catholicism, it is an offense against every individual Catholic.”

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"Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It's not a secret, okay? And I'm not afraid to say it. Hollywood likes anal sex. They like to see the public square without nativity scenes. I like families. I like children. They like abortions. I believe in traditional values and restraint. They believe in libertinism. We have nothing in common. But you know what? The culture war has been ongoing for a long time. Their side has lost."

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"I don't know what about -- the queer-bashing is all about. I'm pretty good about picking out who queers are and I didn't see any in the movie. I'm usually pretty good at that."

~ WILLIAM A. DONOHUE
President of the Catholic League in the United States
(b. 1947)

 

“Truth can come from many sources. However, there is a big distinction between that and putting Buddha on equal footing with the son of god. One will not be saved through Buddha. Sounds arrogant to some, I know. However, the 'truth' is the 'truth.'

In the end, Guatama Buddha himself will bow and confess that Jesus Christ is the son of god and only through him can Buddha be saved."

~ DAVID DUKE
American white nationalist,
former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan
former Republican and Democratic Louisiana State Representative
(b. 1950)

"Should a Christian place themselves at an event where young ladies will have low-cut dresses and be dancing in them?"

~ TIM ENGLAND
Principal
Fundamentalist Christian High School
Findlay, Ohio

Tyler Frost, a 17-year-old student at a fundamentalist Christian high school in Findlay, Ohio, was suspended for attending a prom at a public school with his girlfriend. He will receive an "incomplete" on remaining assignments and be banned from graduation ceremonies.

“It’s not possible for a Muslim to commit genocide.”

~ RECEP TAYYIP ERDOGAN
Prime Minister of Turkey
(b. 1954)

"We're fighting against humanism, we're fighting against liberalism...we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today...our battle is with Satan himself."

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"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc."

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"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

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"AIDS is not just god's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."

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"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters."

~ REV. JERRY FALWELL

"We need a legal strategy which protects the rights of those of us who hold Christian convictions which will afford us the opportunity to contend once again for the mind of this culture."

~ KEITH A. FOURNIER
Catholic Way

"An extreme embarrassment."

~ FRANCIS CARDINAL GEORGE
Archbishop of Chicago
Speaking of Notre Dame University's invitation to President Barack Obama to speak at its commencement excercises in 2009

“I think there is a gay and secular fascism in this country that wants to mpose its will on the rest of us...it is a very dangerous threat to anybody who believes in traditional religion.”

~ NEWT GINGRICH
(b. 1943)
former Speaker of the House of Representatives
newly converted to Catholicism in 2009

"We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way."

~ JAY GRIMSTEAD
Coalition on Revival

“I have hatred, I have love. It’s the best life on earth!”

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“I have become a Somali you could say. I hear bullets, I dodge mortars, I hear nasheeds (Islamic songs) and play soccer. Sometimes I live in the bush with camels, sometimes I live the five-star life. Sometimes I walk for miles in the terrible heat with no water, sometimes I ride in extremely slick cars. Sometimes I’m chased by the enemy, sometimes I chase him!”

~ OMAR HAMMAMI
aka
ABU MANSOOR AL-AMRIKI
“the American”
American Shabab Jihadist commander in Somalia

"The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian."

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"Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade-school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior."

~ JESSE HELMS
Senator, R-NC

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"I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so."

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"I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Almighty Creator.  By fighting the Jews, I am doing the Lord's work."

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"Thus inwardly armed with confidence in god and the unshakable stupidity of the voting citizenry, the politicians can begin the fight for the 'remaking' of the Reich as they call it."

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"The National Government will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built.  It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life."

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"The national Government sees in both Christian denominations the most important factor for the maintenance of our society."

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"Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith ... We need believing people."

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"The fact that the Catholic Church has come to an agreement with Fascist Italy ...proves beyond doubt that the Fascist world of ideas is closer to Christianity than those of Jewish liberalism or even atheistic Marxism..."

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"As for the Jews, I am just carrying on with the same policy which the Catholic church has adopted for fifteen hundred years, when it has regarded the Jews as dangerous and pushed them into ghettos etc., because it knew what the Jews were like.  I don't put race above religion, but I do see the danger in the representatives of this race for Church and State, and perhaps I am doing Christianity a great service."

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"The work that Christ started but could not finish, I, Adolf Hitler, will conclude."

~ ADOLF HITLER

“I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that’s what we need to do is to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards."

~ MIKE HUCKABEE

"Whether [Tiger Woods] can recover as a person I think is a very open question, and it's a tragic situation with him. The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith. He is said to be a Buddhist. I don't think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith.

"'Tiger, turn to the Christian faith and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.'"

~ BRIT HUME

"Kill them all, for God knows His own."

~ INNOCENT III

A squad commander when asked why an elderly woman was killed: “What’s great about Gaza — you see a person on a path, he doesn’t have to be armed, you can simply shoot him. In our case it was an old woman on whom I did not see any weapon when I looked. The order was to take down the person, this woman, the minute you see her. There are always warnings, there is always the saying, ‘Maybe he’s a terrorist.’ What I felt was, there was a lot of thirst for blood.”

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The message from the top commanders: "Shoot and don’t worry about the consequences.”

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A lieutenant colonel who briefed the troops: "Morality aside, we have to do our job. We will cry about it later.”

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One of the soldiers: “We had taken over the house, and the family was released and told to go right. A mother and two children got confused and went left. The sniper on the roof wasn’t told that this was O.K. and that he shouldn’t shoot. You can say he just did what he was told.”

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A soldier: "[The rabbis had] brought in a lot of booklets and articles.... Their message was very clear: We are the Jewish people, we came to this land by a miracle. God brought us back to this land, and now we need to fight to expel the non-Jews who are interfering with our conquest of this holy land.”

~ ACCOUNTS OF ISRAELI KILLINGS IN GAZA
December 2008

“Any hotel, lodge or motel that lodges this kind of individuals [homosexuals] will be closed down, because this act is unlawful. We are in a Muslim dominated country and I will not and shall never accept such individuals in this country.”

~ HIS EXCELLENCY PRESIDENT PROFESSOR
DR. AL-HAJI YAHYA JAMMEH
President of The Republic of The Gambia; Commander In Chief of The Armed Forces, Secretary of State For Defence and the Chief Custodian of the Constitution of The Gambia
(b. 1965)

"The objective is to convince people that Darwinism is inherently atheistic, thus shifting the debate from creationism vs. evolution to the existence of God vs. the non-existence of God.  From there people are introduced to the truth of the Bible and then the question of sin and finally introduced to Jesus."

~ PHILLIP JOHNSON
Creator of the idea of 'Intelligent' Design

"Satan is the one who told Adam and Eve to cover up with leaves. Fashion is the work of the devil."

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“Those who destroy god’s mosques deserve to be attacked through jihad, and if Switzerland was on our borders, we would fight it.”

~ MUAMMAR KHADAFY
Muammar al-Gaddafi
Leader of Libya since 1969;
Chairman of the African Union, 2009
(b. 1942)

“This nation exists and clerics exist too. You all must know that in every place in this country only clerics can get the job done. Don’t show so much prejudice that you want to put the clerics aside. What have you done for your country in all these years that now you’re saying clerics should not be in charge? Appreciate these clerics.”

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“We have to warn these intellectuals that if they don’t stop their meddling, they will be crushed. We have treated you gently so that maybe you would stop your evilness, and if you don’t stop, we will have the last word.”

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“Those who are trying to bring corruption and destruction to our country in the name of democracy will be oppressed. They are worse than Bani-Ghorizeh[4] Jews, and they must be hanged. We will oppress them by God’s order and God’s call to prayer.”

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“The intellectuals, the writers, those who have information and thoughts, you see some of them take their pens and in the name of democracy they write whatever they want and they cause disagreements. This group of so-called intellectuals has to correct themselves. Whatever we are suffering is from this group of intellectuals and judges. What we are suffering is because of them."

~ AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI

"It’s what you are taught when you are young and what you hear in church. Homosexuality is unnatural. It’s wrong.”

~ ERIC KIRAITHE
Kenyan police spokesman

“I have faith in God but maybe the U.S. government could help a little more, too.”

~ CORINNA LANKFORD
American Baptist "missionary" from Idaho charged with kidnapping and child trafficking in Haiti after earthquake
(b. n/a)

“It has served us well, this myth of Christ.”

~ LEO X
Last non-priest to be elected Pope; known primarily for the sale of indulgences to reconstruct St. Peter's Basilica and his challenging of Martin Luther's 95 theses
(1475 – 1521)

“It would be better to drown these prisoners in the Dead Sea if possible, since that’s the lowest point in the world."

~ AVIGDOR LIEBERMAN

"I hope Obama fails."

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“I would submit to you that people on the left are religious, too. Their God is just different. The left has a different God. There’s a religious left in this country. And, the religious left in this country hates and despises the God of Christianity and Catholicism and whatever else. They despise it because they fear it, because it’s a threat, because that God has moral absolutes. That God has right and wrong, that God doesn’t deal in nuance, that God doesn’t deal in gray area, that God says, ‘This is right and that is wrong.’”

~ RUSH LIMBAUGH

“I live by the Ten Commandments. You both laugh on that. I feel comfortable with myself. I’m good in front of myself and in front of god.”

~ MIKHAIL MALLAYEV
Convicted of the murder of orthodontist, Dr. Daniel Malakov,
in the presence of Dr. Malakov's 4-year-old daughter
Sentenced to life without parole
(b. c1958)

Trial record

"I think Christ was a magician and someone that I found I could really relate to, in his being a revolutionary and sacrificing himself for it."

~ MARILYN MANSON
American musician and artist
(b. 1969)

“To this arrogant Pope – criminal and arrogant – this message is from Allah the Elevated and the Exalted, as it was said: 'Think not that Allah is unaware of what the wicked do. He but gives them a respite until a day when eyes will stare (in terror).... For this ignorant and stupid pope, who has no one to attack besides Islam and the prophet (Muhammad) ... (the pope) characterized Islam as a cruel religion and characterized Muhammad, may the Creator have mercy on him and protect him, as a cruel man, spilling blood, who strove to kill,"

~ OSAMA AL-MAZINI
Gaza preacher, political leader in Hamas
(b. n/a)

"Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between Communistic Atheism and Christianity."

~ JOSEPH Mc CARTHY
Senator, R-WI

"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other god than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol."

~ JOSEPH MORECRAFT
Chalcedon Presbyterian Church

"When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data."

~ HENRY MORRIS
Founder, Institute for Creation Research

"Fascism is a religion. The twentieth century will be known in history as the century of Fascism." ~ BENITO MUSSOLINI ”Il Duce” Italian politician who led the National Fascist Party and is credited with being one of the key figures in the creation of Fascism . He became the 40th Prime Minister of Italy in 1922 and led Italy into World War II in alliance with Germany (1883 - 1945)

"We came from the U.S. with a good life and a good education but we came to fight alongside our brothers of al-Shabab ... to be killed for the sake of god."

~ MUSTAFA ALI
American-Somali youth from Minneapolis

"Israel should have exploited the repression of the demonstrations in China, when world attention focused on that country, to carry out mass expulsions among the Arabs of the territories."

~ BENYAMIN NETANYAHU
Prime Minister of Israel
(b. 1949)

"Plaintiff is compelled to consume daily those unhealthy dead and refined foods that are abhorrent to Plaintiff's sincerely held religious beliefs, causing him physical, mental and spiritual torment, to sin against god."

~ TERRY NICHOLS
Convicted conspirator in Oklahoma City federal building bombing serving life without parole in lawsuit complaint about prison food
(born April 1, 1955)

“It’s very distressing and very disturbing. And my heart goes out today, first of all to those people who will find that their stories are now told in public…. Secondly, I think of those in religious orders and some of the clergy in Dublin who have to face these facts from their past, which instinctively and quite naturally they’d rather not look at. That takes courage. And also we shouldn’t forget that this account today will also overshadow all of the good that they also did. “

~ VINCENT NICHOLS
English archbishop of the Roman Catholic Church;
11th Archbishop of Westminster;
formerly Archbishop of Birmingham
(b. 1945)

"The long-term goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal sanctions of god by submitting to his Church's public marks of the covenant–baptism and holy communion–must be denied citizenship."

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"This is god's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians."

~ GARY NORTH
Institute for Christian Economics

"Burn the libraries, for their value is in this one book (the Koran)."

~ OMAR I
Umar ibn al-Khattab
2nd of the Rightly-Guided Caliph Islam;
Sunni Muslim, companion of Muhammad
(634–644)

"There are a lot of very brilliant scholars who believe the reason we have incomplete science on evolution is that there is a higher power involved in this."

~ BILL O’REILLY

“God and guns were part of the foundation of this country. I don’t see any contradiction in this. Not every Christian denomination is pacifist.”

• • •

“When someone from within the church tells me that being a Christian and having firearms are contradictions, that they’re incompatible with the Gospel — baloney. As soon as you start saying that it’s not something that Christians do, well, guns are just the foil. The issue now is the Gospel. So in a sense, it does become a crusade. Now the Gospel is at stake.”

~ KEN PAGANO
Pastor, New Bethel Church
Louisville, Ky

“That’s not how God created us. I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising a family, and I don’t want them brainwashed into thinking that homosexuality is an equally valid and successful option — it isn’t. There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homosexual.”

~ CARL P. PALADINO
New York State Republican gubernatorial candidate, 2010

"When the Christian majority takes over this country, there will be no satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Christian majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody the right to practice evil."

~ GARY POTTER
Catholics for Christian Political Action

PRAYER
A VERY PIOUS JEW

A very pious Jew named Goldberg who always dreamed of winning the lottery. Every Sabbath, he’d go to synagogue and pray: “God, I have been such a pious Jew all my life. What would be so bad if I won the lottery?” But the lottery would come and Goldberg wouldn’t win.

Week after week, Goldberg would pray to win the lottery, but the lottery would come and Goldberg wouldn’t win. Finally, one Sabbath, Goldberg wails to the heavens and says: “God, I have been so pious for so long, what do I have to do to win the lottery?”

And the heavens parted and the voice of god came down: